Thanks for the patience, guys. I’ve been really sucking at the blog posts lately, but the latest winner for the Kindle Fire HD has been notified. :)
Okay, now for today’s blog post. You’re gonna want to read this, so don’t give up on me. I’ve been staring at my computer for half an hour, trying to think of how to word this, but I can’t. I guess they call this writer’s block? So I’m just going to make it short and sweet.
Very short and sweet.
I’m not going to drag it out at all.
Or keep you guessing.
Or annoy you with having to scroll down a lot…
Because I just got a Mac and it’s the hardest thing in the world to figure out how to scroll down.
I can never find the scrolly bar on the side of the page. It’s extremely frustrating.
So if someone posted a blog post where I had to do a lot of scrolling it would piss me off.
Unless I got one of those magic mouse pads for the mac. Not sure how they work, but it would be cool if it helped.
Because then when authors make long posts about how their book was optioned for film, people wouldn’t have to scroll down so much.
Did you get that?
Both SLAMMED and POINT OF RETREAT have been optioned by a film producer!!! I wish I knew how to increase the font on this thing, because I would write this sentence SO FREAKING BIG!!!!!!!!!