Posts By colleenhoover

It’s like Inception and The Matrix had a baby. But not.

This probably isn’t all that interesting to anyone but me.  But look at this picture.  Screen Shot 2014-08-24 at 1.08.56 AM

We have Maybe Someday coming in at #27 on Amazon and Ugly Love coming in at #28.  There are millions of books on Amazon, and my measly eight books are a tiny, tiny percentage of that.  But to have two of my books sitting next to each other in the top 100 bestselling ebooks is almost as unlikely as me being seen at a Nickelback concert drinking a Diet Coke.  It’s insane.  

And of course I screenshotted the shit out of it, because it might never happen again.  So one of these days when I write my biography called “Because Kanye West,” I’ll have this to add to it.  

And because you guys are the ones who made this screen shot possible, I’m going to pick one winner to win both of these books, signed by me and Kanye West.  Except Kanye uses invisible ink, so you won’t be able to see his signature.  He just does crap like that. 

Comment on this blog post with your favorite Kanye West quote and I’ll pick a winner next week.  

And btw, that was totally a joke.  lol.  Favorite Kanye West quote? Get it? It’s like a rhetorical question.    

Just comment with something.  Anything.  The name of your cat, maybe.  Or if you don’t have a cat, the name of someone else’s cat.   


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