In an active sense, anyway. I lose things ALL THE TIME! I’m the most disorganized person in the entire world. In fact, I probably owe lots of people lots of books, but I either lost the emails/fb messages/etc. So if you’re waiting on a shipment that you haven’t received from me, chances are I lost it. Just email me a reminder to firstname.lastname@example.org with the subject line: Hey dumbass!
Speaking of losing things, I lost my wedding ring about four years ago. I hated that I lost it, because I had fashioned it out of my grandmother’s wedding ring and it meant a lot to me. Not long after I lost it, I accidentally sucked my husband’s wedding ring up in the car wash vacuum. He wasn’t that sad, though…he hates jewelry.
So I went to our local Diamonds & Designs and sat down with the jeweler, who was just the nicest man. I told him I wanted a floating diamond and I somehow walked out of there having ordered THREE floating diamonds. One for each kid. Just got the ring back today and here it is!
I’m going to try not to lose this one. It’s taking some getting used to since I never wear jewelry. Thank you, husband.
And since we’re on the subject of losing, me and husband started Weight Watchers today. My goal is to lose 25 pounds by Chicago, which is only 24 days away. I don’t know if it’s possible, but I’m gonna try. Husband will probably lose 25 pounds by tomorrow morning. Men suck!