I’m such a book ho.

I just give my goods out for free.  But since you all are pimpin’ it so beautifully, it’s the least I can do.  How about we give Nickelback a break and make this giveaway all about Mr. Chuck Norris.  Give me your best Chuck Norris comment, and I’ll draw two winners from the comments at random tomorrow to get BOTH signed books.

 

58 thoughts on “I’m such a book ho.

  1. When Chuck was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: “What is courage?” Chuck received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

  2. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know it as Red Bull..
    OR
    SuperMan wears Chuck Norris underpants!!
    Love Chuck Norris jokes :-)

  3. Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn’t dead it is just afriad to move.
    Lily Sooklal
    lilypi719(at)gmail(dot)com

  4. here’s one i found, thought it was cute….

    Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

  5. if you spell chuck Norris wrong on google it doesn’t say , “did you mean chuck Norris” it simply says run why you still have the chance.

  6. I love Chuck Norris! <3

    Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

  7. Oh come on!!! Chuck Norris is just a stupid actor!!! If he was a God, he would come to my house and slap my head to the keyboarjkei76hdnkg
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  8. They once made a “Chuck Norris” brand toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take shit from anybody.

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