So it’s midnight and I’m trying my best to get organized. I have a few winners for the 7 million books I gave away that I have no contact information for. Either
a) you don’t know you won, therefore you have not sent me your address.
Or
b) you sent me your address but I’m an idiot and can’t find it. (Option b is more likely)
These are who I have books to send to.
1)Lucia Lizzy (Melissa) EDITED TO SAY: NEVERMIND YOU! I found yours, Melissa. 
Edited again: No, wait! I don’t know if that’s you! See? I have FOUR Melissa’s that have won books this week and I’ve sent some out and some I haven’t. So if you are a Melissa, please send me another email. Oye! So many!
2) Sindy Astronaut (Polkadot Peanuts)
3) Litonya Garrett
4) Melissa Hardy
And I’m preeeetttty sure that’s it. Love the porn names, btw. Email me if you are one of these people at colleenhoover@msn.com
If you are not one of these people and you email me anyway, you never know. I’m quite unorganized. :p
Colleen you should have gotten me (Lucia Lizzy) I sent and email but when you didn’t get it I sent you a Facebook message. Let me know if I still need to send it to you.
I wish I had a porn name!!!
You do, Gitte! lol.
And Melissa! I searched and searched because I knew we talked but I couldn’t find you in my email or my twitter or NOTHING! I thought I was going crazy. But I got it. Thank you and I’m sorry I suck.
You are the exact opposite of suck!
Actually none of you would know this but Gitte is in fact a super hot porn star name in Denmark where I’m from…super hot and super sexy…no lie…really…who am I kidding I MAKE my name into a porn star name hahahahahaha
So, I’m guessing this means I didn’t win the free massage :/ You know, since I haven’t heard from you and all. sniff, sniff …
Sorry, Fred. After Gitte’s comment, I think it’s clear SHE wins the free massage!
Oh well, didn’t win the mega-millions either, life just isn’t fair sometimes. But good for Gitte! (“Fred” may be the most un-porny name ever, I think). Love you!
Awe, come on Fred! Take the name of the street you grew up on, then add the name of your first pet. There you have it! <3
Okay, “Plainfield Andrew,” checking in. Maybe that’s my Jersey Shore name?
Oh, good lord. Fred’s better! lol.
Do I get to choose who gives me the massage..cause if yes can I have Zaccy boy???? Can I choose his outfit or lack of too??
OMG, Gitte. Those ARMS! *sigh*
YAY…I’m normally the one that gives them…makes a nice new change hahahaha
(and not the diiirrrttty kind…it’s actually in my job description LOL!!)
Can I leave a comment for the third book now Mrs. Hoover? Thank you for your time.
Your Friend, C.