So it’s midnight and I’m trying my best to get organized. I have a few winners for the 7 million books I gave away that I have no contact information for. Either
a) you don’t know you won, therefore you have not sent me your address.
b) you sent me your address but I’m an idiot and can’t find it. (Option b is more likely)
These are who I have books to send to.
1)Lucia Lizzy (Melissa) EDITED TO SAY: NEVERMIND YOU! I found yours, Melissa.
Edited again: No, wait! I don’t know if that’s you! See? I have FOUR Melissa’s that have won books this week and I’ve sent some out and some I haven’t. So if you are a Melissa, please send me another email. Oye! So many!
2) Sindy Astronaut (Polkadot Peanuts)
3) Litonya Garrett
4) Melissa Hardy
And I’m preeeetttty sure that’s it. Love the porn names, btw. Email me if you are one of these people at firstname.lastname@example.org
If you are not one of these people and you email me anyway, you never know. I’m quite unorganized. :p