Sex, Porn, more sex and some lucky charms.

So, if you look over there >>>>>>

you will see that there are a lot of monkey’s jumpin’ on the bed.  I have a weird goal of reaching 10,000 monkeys, just for my own personal amusement.  So, there really is no sex, porn, more sex and lucky charms in this post.  It’s just that on my site referral page, porn and sex is the main thing that brings people here.  So…the more I mention porn and sex and more sex and porn and occasionally lucky charms because I love them, the more people it will bring here.  So if you were one of the ones that came here because you typed in sex and porn into your web browser…go download my book, Slammed.  It’s full of sex and porn.  And lucky charms.  G’Day!

(If I wasn’t an Indie author, I would never get away with shit like this.)

18 Comments

Lucky Charms Porn-
they’re magically delicious

Googled lucky charms porn and I found you! This is hilarious!

I totally just looked up lylucky charms porn and here I am. I’m seriously dying of laughter

lol. I read the first one before I met you, Chris. So you aren’t solely responsible for my erotica switcharoo!

Feeling guilty for referring Fifty shades to you………..

I laughed out loud !

”So if you were one of the ones that came here because you typed in sex and porn into your web browser…go download my book, Slammed. It’s full of sex and porn. And lucky charms. G’Day!”

HAHA that was just amazaballs !. ( amazing)

Your books are beautiful, gorgeous !

p.s I’m a huge fan of the Avett Brothers now ! THANKYOU

No matter how many times I come to your page, the number doesn’t change. Why? Oh and congrats on having the 379th best-seller in the Kindle store!

Hahaha thisll sure get people to read it lmao nice one Colleen but I gotta say.. Lucky Charms = Nastiest Sugared Cereal on the planet. Just statin my opinion:D

When I received the email with this blog title from you of all people, I thought you had made the switch to erotica or something and were blogging about it! Whew! By the way, Lucky Charms are awesome, if you are talking about the cereal.

lol. Yes! Fisting! I feel at least five searches coming through from that comment, Jamie. THANK YOU!

Did you know fisting doesn’t Swype?

OMG that’s freaking hilariballs!!!!!!!

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