Just had the most amazing surprise party! Can’t believe I have so many awesome friends in my life. Loved that we had basagna and everyone signed a pink balloon. Awesome, awesome, awesome. It was so bemazing, I’m writing everyone a poem that had a part in my celebration today. Even if you didn’t have a part in it, the fact that you’re reading this gets you some credit too!
Ode to my friends and family
The fact that you made me cry
Should show you how much I was surprised
Because I don’t cry
I just don’t
Unless I’m forced to listen to Nickelback
That’s the only other time I cry
And the only time I wish I would die
Because it makes my brain fry
Crap. Nickelback did it again.
Hijacked yet another poem.
They’re trying to ruin my day.
I need some Avett….Stat!
Thanks everyone! Especially for the phone call!